Funny stories 1 - There are stupid husband husband

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Funny stories 1 - There are stupid husband husband's conversation 3: First Husband: "I wonder, my wife why his strange behavior, he said he wanted time to buy a DVD player, but we do not have a TV wrote ..." The second husband: "My wife even stranger, sir, ask any pressure to buy gas cylinder, when the stove in our house still oil burner ... "Third Husband:" Well, my wife most weird, sir, he said he wanted the task out of town, he brought 10 pack of condoms , imagine, sir, 10 pieces, he not think of what? Would be installed where the condoms? she's a woman ... "Funny story 2 - Clothes in the first night of a poor man will marry a girl her idol, but she once had pingin new underwear, because it is short on money, The Mother with love sewing underwear from flour. As a new bride, the first night kahirnya long-awaited arrival. With a sense of confidence the man immediately opened pants, oscar contenders but she immediately fainted, as seen in the man's pants, because in depanna oscar contenders written "Net oscar contenders 50 Kg", oscar contenders "quality oscar contenders is 100% guaranteed" 3 Funny story - Vina honeymoon oscar contenders honeymoon After itinerant world. oscar contenders Vina was asked by her best friend Susie about the beauty of his honeymoon. "What about your impressions honeymoon around the world? Impressive, is not it? "" What's so impressive! Quite pathetic! "" Why, really sad?! "" My husband oscar contenders is a hobby of shopping. So in every country he buy this and that, until the hotel was tired went to bed. I could not even enjoy my first night! "Funny story 4 - Parno and Young Mother in a public transport, there is a young mother nursing her baby, sitting next to a young boy's call him Parno. Seeing the baby does not want to breastfeed, The Mother said "If we do not ma, I'll love Om same side you know" Hearing that Parno, just smile smile, baby Moments later took off again "milk" the meliha, The Mother again said; "You naughty ihhh yes, once again you take it off, I really kasihhhh Om same side" in a serious oscar contenders tone. Hearing that, Parno bulging oscar contenders and swallowed. keep repeating it several times. Seeing oscar contenders that the Parno not be impatient and said: "Ma'am, when ya same ngasihnya me, I think of before I had to wait but why not dikasihhh, my home is far kelewatannn nihhh, love certainty donkkk" Funny story 5 - Dinner There is a pair of newlyweds the more intimate-lovingly. One morning the husband was about to leave her office. Husband: Ma, I go first! Wife: Not breakfast? Husband: No, I'm not hungry! Then the husband tenderly kissed her lips and said, "This my breakfast!", His wife smiled. Because there is something left, in the afternoon behind her husband's house and met his wife again. Wife: What is behind the scar mas home? Husband: There's nothing left! Wife: Do not lunch? Husband: No, I'm still not hungry! Then the husband lovingly to his wife and kissing "(.) (.) It" (breast) oscar contenders and said, "This my lunch!" No wife happy happy mix. When the afternoon before the night her husband was back home, with a shock he saw his wife's behavior, then ask. Husband: "What are you doing!?", Because he saw his wife sitting on the rice cooker and hot live without panties. With his wife happy expression answer. Wife: Ngangetin dinner, mas! Funny story ........... 6 - Most Powerful Two small children fight over who is more powerful father. Irsan his son: "My daddy greater than your dad" son Jimmy: "If so, greater than mama mama" Irsan son recalled: "it seems you're right, my father always said so." Funny story 7 - the first night of his young age about 18 years but have fallen in love with a 50 year old grandmother named Ijah. Because Usman is working, then Usman wants to marry Ijah. After marriage, Usman want to enjoy the first night with Ijah. After struggling with difficulty, Usman finally managed to penetrate between the thigh and insert Ijah birds burrow into the Ijah. Usman proudly praised Ijah: "Wahhh really great Ijah, still a virgin!" With kalemnya Ijah replied: "Sorry oscar contenders Mas, was not a virgin